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“I originally bought this as a joke, but it has become the thing everyone talks about in my apartment. Pretty much every guest stops to read it when they arrive. The quality is also much better than I expected at this price.”
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“Bought this for my sister's new place and she sent me a video laughing when she opened it. It arrived in around a week and a half, with sturdy packaging and no damage.”
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“The mat feels sturdy and the print is crisp. I only took off one star because the colors looked a little warmer in the photos than they did in person. Still funny, good quality, and I'd order it again.”
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“I expected something pretty thin for the price, but this is a substantial coir mat with a solid backing. It stays in place on our tile, and the design makes it even better.”
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“We put it outside our apartment door and now even neighbors mention it when we run into them. No regrets at all. It also arrived earlier than the estimated delivery date.”
The joke lands before you open the door.
Most doormats say welcome. This one makes a judgement call. It is the kind of thing people photograph before they knock, and bring up again on the way out.
The design nods to a scene that took on a life of its own online. It is meant as a joke and nothing more — no statement, no edge, just a good bit that happens to live on your floor.
Set it down once. It does the talking from there.
Shake it out or go at it with a dry brush. Skip the washing machine, and keep it out of steady rain — coir holds water and takes its time drying.
A little shedding in the first few weeks is normal for natural coir. It settles down on its own.
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That's it. That's the whole idea. A joke from the internet, printed on something you wipe your shoes on.
Your friends will get it immediately. Your mum will need about four seconds. Both reactions are great.
500+ verified reviews — real customer experiences, lightly paraphrased for privacy
Everyone who sees it laughs
I originally bought this as a joke, but it has become the thing everyone talks about in my apartment. Pretty much every guest stops to read it when they arrive. The quality is also much better than I expected at this price.
Such a fun housewarming gift
Bought this for my sister's new place and she sent me a video laughing when she opened it. It arrived in around a week and a half, with sturdy packaging and no damage.
Great mat, slight color difference
The mat feels sturdy and the print is crisp. I only took off one star because the colors looked a little warmer in the photos than they did in person. Still funny, good quality, and I'd order it again.
Much thicker than expected
I expected something pretty thin for the price, but this is a substantial coir mat with a solid backing. It stays in place on our tile, and the design makes it even better.
My roommates love it
We put it outside our apartment door and now even neighbors mention it when we run into them. No regrets at all. It also arrived earlier than the estimated delivery date.
Ended up buying another as a gift
I liked mine so much that I ordered another one for a friend's birthday. Customer service also replied really quickly when I had a sizing question before ordering.
